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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

What act that makes u feels confident?
-a Open a refrigerator.
-b Open a TV set box.
-c Open Your trouser button.
-d Open your car door.
-e Open a Microwave oven.
-f Open a bookshelf case.
-g Open a washing machine cube.
-h Open a signpen cube.
-i Open a map case.
-j Open a Bank report Envelope.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Yahoo is still exist in Cognitive Capitalism.
You are a Sensual Man....
Your life is aseries of thrills and excitements.
Romantic is certainly your last name; No woman or sexual partner ever be displeased of your love making.....
But you seems not to like Authority.....
I guess you must have a difficult relationship with your father.....:)
In a hall of Geniuses you are stand beside Woody Allen......
Tell me I am wrong.....:)

Sunday, September 03, 2006

SLAPENPSYCHOTEST ANSWERS....
POKEMON...$$water
U are an obsessive worker, love to work long 10-14 hours...U have no problem with ur spouse; only stagnant unromantic lives....:)
LAGARTO...$$pillow
U have a fine character;u always know successfull people...U like fresh,youthfull and cheerfull sex partner...of course u love to gather around young ladies....:)
BORG...$$clocktimer
Great Consultant......
Body: You are just like my boss...
Love to work for Honor.....:)
Bill Gates is certainly a man of Honor for you....
U are a Great Spy too; u know where to find a pool of money people...Relationship with u is businesslike; U love a heavily functional lady....:)
Tell me I am wrong....
PIRATA...$$towel-underwear
You are really man of risk....
James Bond kind of guy....:)
U are a highly competetive guy; no cent of profit would be missed by your account...
Sex is a series of scoring to u; 70:6 orgasm contest for Newyork city for instance....:)
Tell me I am wrong....
KLINGON...$$toothpaste
U love coaching...ur work is always push maximize others...Relationship with u is always soft and romantic...But time is luxury to u....:)
MIMBARI...$$sandal
U are a real self actualizationer...But u always obsessive with control; especially on your close personeel...Sex with u is always exciting...But beware ladies, he always prepare an exit mouse-track everytime he starting a relationship....:)

Thursday, August 31, 2006

COVER LETTER TO PROSPECT
Hi....
I am a Brand Analyst like to help people enrich their personal Brands....:)
Right now I have some kind of Psychotest; what I called INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP DIAGNOSTIC , just a fun way to understand our Intimacy style....
This is the quizz....
What is comes in your mind a second after being awake from a long night deep sleep?
a.Toothpaste
b.Comb
c.Underwear
d.Pillow
e.Cats/dogs/other pets
f.Wallet
g.Bottle of water
h.Sandal
i.Pentalon
j.Bedsheet
k.Towel
l.Clocktimer
One answer only please

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

We could help your $100,000 Indian Restaurant business at USA.
Dear Bharath,
This is MARKETING ANALYSIS of our Team for INDIAN RESTORANT in USA.
In our opinion Hospitality business such as Restorant must contain these factors:
-Human Resource
-Quality Control
-Specific Target audience
-Simple product and Price
-User Friendly-ie,simple procedures
-After sales service available.

PRODUCT ORIENTED STRATEGIC SCHEME
For the restorant you have to seperate product into at least 3type:
1.Premium Meals or Drinks
2.Residual ex premium or drinks
3.Snacks and other tertiary products.

Problems:
We face situation called Low-Season and Peak Season.

Solution:
We have to prepare a matrix for efficient cost allocation.
We assume these points:
-Premium product= P7
-Residual ex premium non fresh meals= P2
-Snacks= B
-Big buyer and Personal buyer.

MATRIX:Normal assumption;
P7 P2 B
-big buyer-high season + + -
-pers-buyer high + + +
-big-buyer-low-season + - -
-pers-buyer-low - - +

MATRIX:Strategic actions;
P7 P2 B
-big-buyer-high-season ++ + +
-pers-buyer high ++ + +
-big-buyer-low-season + - +++
-pers-buyer-low + - +++

-Plus means focused budget n energy allocation.
-Minus means minimal budget n energy.

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